[AKN #118] Tell Us How You Really Feel.
LAUGH: The Forbes 30 Under 30, LOVE: It’s Shocking How Alone We Are
Sup homies?
The USA beat Iran and moved on in the World Cup today.
But what I found fascinating was the commentary surrounding the game.
When two geopolitical rivals meet in sports, we build up the significance of that game.
We talk about how a win for the good guys could bring a nation hope.
We talk about how a win for the bad guys would be terrible for morale.
But I believe we are missing the point.
A point that Jarvis makes beautifully:
Soccer blows.
Like consider this next generation stat powered by AWS:
The US played 3 games this World Cup and scored 2 goals. That is less than 1 goal per game. #stats
People. We tied one game 0 to fucking 0. 90 minutes. 0 goals.
Today’s match with Iran? 90 minutes. 1 goal.
Soccer is less goal oriented than that stoner kid you went to high school with who had an endless supply of black rock band t-shirts and always claimed he would do well in class “if he cared.”
But how boring the game was seemed to be a complete after thought.
Post game, the media exclusively focused on “inspiring” narratives.
Like commentators couldn’t stop talking about how “today…love wins.”
Give me a break.
Love died the day we started pretending soccer was a good sport.
Go USA though. Purely from a tribalism standpoint.
I’m a huge hometown team fan.
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LAUGH: The Forbes 30 Under 30
Every year, Forbes magazine posts this list of 30 people who are remarkable and just so happen to be under 30 years old.
The list is mostly rich kids whose parents funded their inclusion on the list.
But sometimes, the list highlights some soon to be famous people!
Like this list of 5.
You will find some well known criminals in there!
LOVE: It’s Shocking How Alone We Are
This graph should be a reminder to go talk to a friend today.
It’s never been easier to stay at home all day, but what if being alone all day isn’t good for you?
So go outside and hang out with a friend today.
Unless that friend invited you to watch a soccer game…in which case it would be far less depressing to stay home alone.
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K.Rapp
Unless you like soccer. In which case I’m not sure we can trust your judgment.
Man that aloneness graph hits like a slide tackle from someone 6’3” 250lbs going 50mph on ice skates who didn’t lay down to avoid touching your legs.